“All These Bands Suck”

Working on an assignment for my archives class about the Minnesota Historical Society Archives, I spent a lot of time browsing at the library’s/archive’s website (http://sites.mnhs.org/library/). Looking at their digitized collections (including this fascinating collection of letters from the Christie Family during the Civil War), I was impressed to see they had a section of ephemera related to Minneapolis music. Hüsker Dü, The Replacements, Prince, Soul Asylum, and Babes In Toyland are all represented, even if it’s just a couple of photos. It’s the entry for The Time that I’m thrilled with, though.

See, I love The Time. Morris Day & The Time have always been the best/weirdest funky-ass, “in our own universe” band of all time. I mean, c’mon: “Jungle Love”, “The Bird“, “If the Kid Can’t Make You Come”….Ice Cream Castles is the second best pop album of 1984 (right behind some soundtrack by some other dude from Minneapolis).

So seeing that Karl Mueller (of Soul Asylum) donated a calendar/handbill from First Ave. for October 1983 to The Time collection (they played on the 4th.), and had (or someone had, at least) scribbled, in large letters:

ALL THESE BANDS SUCK

all across the front of the calendar..

well..

I el-oh-el’d.

30 Days of Movies: Day 24- Movies With My Favorite Soundtrack

We’re going to leave film scores out of the equation this time.  This leaves Ennio Morricone out, as well as Bernard Herrmann and Elmer Bernstein. Maurice Jarre and Hans Zimmer have to take a seat, too. We’re talking strictly “pop” songs tonight.

Purple Rain (1984)

This post is dedicated to the double kick drums at 2:42 of “Darling Nikki”. Don’t even think of arguing with this. You can’t. Best movie soundtrack of all time. One small confession, however:Never seen the movie all the way through. Not once. I know this is heresy to admit in Minneapolis (this being The Purple One’s town and all), but I have heard this soundtrack a million times. My dad (of all people) kept a copy of the cassette in his car and gave it tons of playtime in between Huey Lewis and Billy Joel marathons. Is there a better beginning to an album than “Let’s Go Crazy”? No. A better closer than “Purple Rain”? Nope. Now I know that The Time made an appearance in the movie with a couple of songs (and both of their albums are pretty stellar, as well), but it’s the Prince & The Revolution LP that I’m talking about here.

On a side note: I remember a kid talking about this movie on the playground when it first came out. I thought he was such a badass because his parent let him see a movie with tits in it. I was still getting in trouble watching The Frog Prince on Shelley Duvall’s Fairy Tales. Something about references to God using frogs as a plague….no, I am not making that up.

Singles (1992)

This is still a good movie, I don’t care what anybody says. Sure, it felt like a blatant riff on a pop cultural “hot-thing-of-the-moment” (the Seattle “Grunge” explosion) even when it first came out. Still, the writing is pretty solid and the characters are likable. The soundtrack is a time capsule, with Pearl Jam (who had several members in the movie as part of Matt Dillon’s band), Mudhoney, Alice in Chains, and The Smashing Pumpkins. This was one of my favorite soundtracks when it came out and it still has my favorite Pearl Jam and Smashing Pumpkins songs. It also introduced me to the great Paul Westerberg.

Superfly (1972)

All bow down and worship Mr. Curtis Mayfield. Recently, I spent pretty much the last funds of the week on a vinyl copy of this. I jammed on it all night and goddamn if anything sounds as good as “Freddie’s Dead“. Aside from “Pusherman” that is. Real goddamn music here.

Honorable Mentions:

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

On here pretty much for the fact that when I read the comics, Clash at Demonhead sounded exactly like Metric in my head. And sure enough…the music of Clash at Demonhead was provided by Metric! Sex Bob-omb, however, sounded better in my head (like The Thermals) than in the movie. Oh well.

Magnolia (1999)

Aimee Mann’s “Save Me” is one of the most beautiful sad songs I’ve ever heard. Lyrically, it’s a punch to the soul.

And anytime anyone wants to sing Harry Nilsson is okay with me. Which is why we’ll end with:

Popeye (1980)

Shut up. It’s brilliant.